After 5, or perhaps more, times of locking my keys in my car this year. I have discovered the wonderful advantages to such a circumstance:
-The glow from the extra color in your cheeks.
-A whole extra hour to hangout with your manager after work.
-A free ride in a tow truck.
-Time to sit and read the funnies from the newspaper recycling rack.
-The opportunity to meet elderly men at the local hardware store who also recently locked their keys in their car.
-A very educational, "How to Break into a Locked Car for Dummies" lesson.
-Information all about useful tools such as wire, plastic-lock-undooer-thingamagiggers, and blood-pressure-taker-car-door-prop-openers.
-An extra 30 minutes of strength training at the gym.
-Knowing your car insurance with Geico works.
-Quality "Mom-time" in Hannaford's to dig through the book bin.
-Friendships with nearly all mechanics in Southern, NH!
Really? Who wouldn't want to lock their keys in the car?!
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